When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout counter.
During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. "How often do you do that?" one asked.
Before I could answer, the cashier, more than familiar with my routine, said, "Every three months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first."
I was told that this exercise is something that they test Air Force recruits with. I'm not sure if that is the case, but let me tell you that if they do, it appears that you won't soon be seeing me in any fighter jets, helicopters, or even a hang glider.
I'm probably more the type of guy they throw out of a plane (with a parachute) because even though I may not have the hand to eye coordination of a fighter pilot, I do know how to pray! And I'm not talkgin about to Jeronimo.
Anyway, to test your hand-eye co-ordination, simple click and hold on the red box and move it to keep it away from the blue boxes. Keep it away from the black walls too. That sounds easy enough doesn't it?
As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo, Sally occasionally receives thank you notes from members of school groups.
One of her favorites said: "Dear Sally, I am a third grader. I loved all the animals in the zoo. You were the best of all."
Here is a game (thanks to member Michael S. for pointing it out) that involves something that most pastors out there would love to add to their options when dealing with the sheep in their church. I'm not going to name any names, but there have been times in counselling sessions where I would have liked the option to take out a tranquilizer blow dart gun and give someone the peace that is quite easily within understanding.
It's not that I think every behaviour problem in life can be managed with medication. It's just that sometimes people don't listen and when you are trying to help them it's seems like it would be easier to just put them to sleep (for a while) and hope they wake up wiser.
Of course it takes skill and a good reaction time to dart someone during a counselling session. If you are a little too slow during marriage counselling you might hit the wrong spouse and that is sure to only complicate the whole situation.
I suppose there are always stun guns. But I digress.
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