The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.
"What's wrong Molly?" she asked.
Molly told her that she had morning sickness.
Surprised, Sarah said, "Hurray! I didn't even know you were pregnant!"
"I'm not," the harried middle-aged mother replied.
"I'm just sick of mornings."
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If you are reading this, the world has not yet ended. So why not enjoy a funny dog picture while you wait.
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-smoke
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "One Carton and Six Eggs"
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why on earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Today's CleanPun - "Tire Shop Sign"
Seen on a sign a a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Today's One Liner
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
~ Victor Borge
Today's CleanQuote
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
Today's Illustration - "Vice Principal Review"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high-school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He was the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Well, not then," replied the guest. "But my mother married him last Saturday."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why on earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Cybersalt News
Did you know that boxing is enjoying a resurgence? It is:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/boxing-resurgence
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "It Pays to Read Labels"
I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"! Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?
Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap! It says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".
It pays to read the warning labels my friends.
Today's CleanPun - "Towing Sign"
Seen on a sign at a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Today's One Liner
"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that makes me sick."
Today's CleanQuote
"I prefer to sit on my own gate and whistle my own tune."
~ Charles Spurgeon
Today's Illustration - "Kids on the Bible"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The statements below are said to have been written by actual students, that they are genuine and NOT retouched or corrected:
- Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
- The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount cyanide to get the ten amendments.
- The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
- The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother.
- The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
- The epistles were wives of the apostles.
- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
- Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
- Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
- One of the opposums was St Matthew who was also a taximan.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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