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There is also a new entry on the FunBlog today. I promise it's a pretty neat video - "Touch Wood!"
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/touch-wood

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Loose Fitting Clothing"

April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to just wear loose fitting clothing to the class.

"Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't be signing up for an exercise class."

Today's CleanPun

"Archaeologists will date any old thing"

Today's One Liner

"The police have stopped my husband so many times for speeding, they decided to just give him a season ticket."

Today's CleanQuote

"Pay attention, boy. I'm cutting but you ain't bleeding." ~ Foghorn Leghorn

Today's Illustration - "Family Devotions Review"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

In our family devotions, we did a study on King Asa, out of 2 Chronicles. Later in the day, we were reviewing what we had learned.

When asking my seven year-old what book in the Bible we find the story of King Asa, he responded, "Second Chronicles of Narnia!"

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.