Cybersalt News
New on the Cybersalt site today - and perhaps just in time for you - is "Stress Test":
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/stress-test
There is also a new entry in the Simply Susan blog. You can read "Healthy Again" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/healthy-again
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Coffee Choices"
In our home we tend to get the children to help out. One day our youngest son came in to the living room and asked, "Does anyone want a cup of coffee?"
"Yes please!" we said.
He replied, "What kind of coffee do you want? Capitated or decapitated?"
Today's CleanPun
I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet.
He said "postage dew".
Today's One Liner
"Support the metric system every inch of the way!"
Today's CleanQuote
"You may live in an imperfect world but the frontiers are not closed and the doors are not all shut."
~ Maxwell Maltz
Today's Illustration - "There They Go Again"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
As Christians, it is our responsibility to be a witness to our neighbors but, also, to let our witness show by our faithfulness in the family of God and the house of God every opportunity we can. As our neighbors watch us leave on Sunday morning, they will say "There they go again."
As our neighbors watch us leave Sunday evening, they will say, "There they go again."
As our neighbors watch us leave on Wednesday evening, they will say, "There they go again."
One day, when the trumpet of God sounds and God steps out onto the portals of Heaven to say, "Come up hither" our neighbors can look out their window saying, "There they go again."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.