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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.  His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath.  As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician.  "But I can cure pneumonia."

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Seen on a birthday card.

Forget about the past, You can't change it.

Forget about the future, You can't predict it.

Inside:

Forget about the present, I didn't buy you one.

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Here's a great site for those of you who are cowboys and want to ride off into the sunset.  You'll never be without a sunset to ride off into now.  This page refreshes with images of sunsets from all over the world.

OK, to be honest, I've not watched it for 24 hours to make sure there is constantly a sunset and I trust you will excuse me for that.

After all, who has time to watch the sunset all day long?  OK, maybe someone with an absolutely clear brain - in which case this would be a great place for someone to enjoy the eternal sunset of the spotless mind.

 


 

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Here's a neat web site.  Buddy is collecting pennies that were minted in 1968. I guess that's a different kind of rare coin collection.  At first it seems strange that he would collect only those coins, but when you think about it every collector has their own passion so if that's the kind of currency he wants to gather, then more power to him.

It's given me an idea for a similar site.  I don't want to be too much of a copycat so I'm going to avoid the whole coinage thing.  I've decided to start a collection of hundred dollar bills from the 20th century (1900s).  So if you have any, please send them to me.

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Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:

Gets "psyched" before each competition by banging his head against a locker, although he's on the chess team.

Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters.

Killed two spectators and a line judge with his forehand lob at this year's French Open.

Although a sprinter, he won both the Indy 500 and the Preakness.

His red and yellow jersey reads, "Track Cartel de Colombia."

Remainder of high-jump event postponed until he lands.

Somehow manages to win the 100-meter butterfly without getting wet.

Signs new contract for $6 over 2 million years.

Instead of exploding out of the blocks, he just explodes.

According to the urine test, he's six-week's pregnant.

Breaks his pelvis but insists he can just "walk it off."

Forget Nike and Reebok-he's got endorsement deals with Merck and Glaxo.

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

 

 

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

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