The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake.
"Hi!" exclaimed my peppy mother-in-law. She proceeded to rattle on about the busy day she had ahead and all the things that awaited her the rest of the week.
"Mom," I interrupted. "It's five in the morning."
"Really? What are you doing up so early?"
Cybersalt News
Oh look, chicken Thursday!
Can you hear that screaming? If you can, it's probably list member Liberte H. who is almost out of his tree waiting to find out what Chicken Thursday is. Unfortunately Liberte and other CT wonderers are going to have to wait a few more days because my plans for the big reveal - which undoubtedly will leave many devastatingly disappointed because nothing can live up to that much excitement (see "honeymoon" in dictionary) - are dependent upon the fixing up of a for-years broken part of the Cybersalt site. It's very close, though. Really.
Speaking of trust, since the war on terror has been on for just under 10 years, it seems nobody trusts anyone anymore. See what I mean at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-customs-puppies
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Living History Museum"
Marv took his family to visit a living history museum, which included seeing houses and stores that were more than one hundred years old.
After they entered an old one-room schoolhouse Marv pointed to a desk that had an empty hole for an ink bottle.
"What do you think this hole was for?" he asked his kids.
His twelve-year-old son Martin replied, "It's a Coke can holder."
Today's CleanPun
"Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. "
Today's One Liner
"May thy ball lie in green pastures ... and not in still waters."
Today's CleanQuote
"Everywhere I go, I am asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that it doesn't stifle enough of them."
~ Flannery O'Connor
Today's Illustration - "Caught in the Act"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" I demanded.
"No," she innocently replied, "I'm helping her share."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
Marv took his family to visit a living history museum, which included seeing houses and stores that were more than one hundred years old.
After they entered an old one-room schoolhouse Marv pointed to a desk that had an empty hole for an ink bottle.
"What do you think this hole was for?" he asked his kids.
His twelve-year-old son Martin replied, "It's a Coke can holder."
Cybersalt News
We've all heard of the headless horseman. Here is a picture of the headless horse man!
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/horse-tree
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Clumsy Ad Copy"
- No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
- For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Today's CleanPun
"I'm going to the dentist today: HOPE I DON'T COME BACK ALL CAPS!"
Today's One Liner
“The key to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
~ Jean Giraudoux.
Today's CleanQuote
"It is the daily grind that gives a person polish."
Today's Illustration - "Born Salesman"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer, and a motor from me. "Thanks," he said as he loaded them up. "I'm planning to resell them."
Good luck, I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he'd sold everything.
"How did you manage that?" I marveled.
"I took out an ad: 'Heavy-duty boat trailer with free boat.' When the buyer came to get it, I asked if he had a motor. He said no. I told him I happened to have one in my garage. Bought that, too."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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