Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday.
If you were cheering for the Vancouver Canucks to win the Stanley Cup last night, your eyes are probably a little red this morning due to crying yourself to sleep or perhaps because you were tear gassed on the way home from the game.
Congratulations Boston! Our team beat you 3 times but you beat ours 4 and now your captain, Chara, has hoisted the Cup higher than it has ever been - which would have been the perfect opportunity for David and his sling.
Speaking of riots, here is my favorite quote from the live coverage of them on the CBC last night: "There goes some more riot police beating their shields with their dogs."
Today's featured page on the Cybersalt Site is "Jeep Flat":
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/jeep-flat
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Drought Conditions"
Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.
One asked the other how bad the drought was in his area.
The other replied, “Well it's got so bad they've closed two lanes at the local swimming pool."
Today's CleanPun
Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City:
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendants' fault, it was the asphalt!"
Today's One Liner
I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" but just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
Today's CleanQuote
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
Today's Illustration - "Just One"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal.
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room.
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey,
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what's true.
One life can make the difference,
You see, IT'S UP TO YOU!
- Unknown
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.