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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "School Excuse"
At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter from school.
"Is she in Paine or Hacking?" the school secretary asked.
"She feels fine," said the confused mom. "We have company and I'm keeping her home."
Today's CleanPun
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive."
Today's One Liner
"I want instant gratification no matter how long it takes."
Today's CleanQuote
“There are three rules to writing a novel, but unfortunately nobody knows what they are.”
~W. Somerset Maugham
Today's Illustration - "A Real Home"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
A REAL HOME is a playground. Beware of the house where no rough-housing is allowed and no cries of glee are heard.
A REAL HOME is a workshop. Pity the child who is unfamiliar with wrenches and hammers, knitting needles, thread, screwdrivers and saws.
A REAL HOME is a forum. Honest, open discussion of life's great problems belongs originally and primarily in the family circle.
A REAL HOME is cooperative. Households flourish in peace when the interest of each is the interest of all.
A REAL HOME is a school. Many of life's most important and lasting lessons are learned here, both early in life and later on.
A REAL HOME is a temple, where people are loved and respected and where life is appreciated, in the recognition that life in all its parts is a gift of God, with our family being our personal and most precious gift.
Is your home, A REAL HOME?
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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.