The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
Entertainment
The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a dancing teapot playing the children's song "I'm a Little Teapot."
Seeing this, our child psychiatrist posted a message on the secretary's desk: "Your computer is suffering from an identity disorder."
Cybersalt News
A dog that will do tricks is great. A dog that will do everything? Now there's a find!
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-do-everything
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Narrow Escape Responses"
There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowly avoiding careening off the cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through the process of exchanging ideas, develop a solution."
The engineer said, "No that would take too long, besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said, "I think your both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
Today's CleanPun
What's the purpose of the airplane propeller? To keep the pilot cool.
[If you don't think so, just let it stop and watch him sweat!]
Today's One Liner
"I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me."
Today's CleanQuote
"Having the right to be angry doesn't give you the right to be cruel."
Today's Illustration - "Dad's on Computers"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowly avoiding careening off the cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through the process of exchanging ideas, develop a solution."
The engineer said, "No that would take too long, besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said, "I think your both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
Cybersalt News
Oh look, chicken Thursday - and maybe the last "chicken Thursday" on the Cybersalt Digest because today we reveal the long awaited and most likely underwhelming story behind "chicken Thursday"at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday
"How Hot Is It " is a joke on the Cybersalt site that answers that question with a number of funny possibilities. Why not check it out and add your own answer in the comments section after the joke.
http://www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/how-hot-is-it
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today that shows how hot it is out. You will find "No Ice Cream" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/no-ice-cream
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Soccer Quotes"
"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'
DAVID BECKHAM
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
"We lost because we didn't win."
RONALDO
"I've had 14 bookings this season - eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable."
PAUL GASCOIGNE
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."
MICK DRAPER
"It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked."
"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough."
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
STEWART PEARCE
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
IAN RUSH
"Germany are a difficult team to play... they had 11 internationals out there today."
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
ALAN SHEARER
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."
THIERRY HENRY
"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win."
VINNY JONES
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level."
DAVID BECKHAM
Today's CleanPun
Part-time band leaders - semi-conductors.
Today's One Liner
"I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling."
Today's CleanQuote
"Money is a lousy way of keeping score."
Today's Illustration - "Fair Pay"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency.
When the client asked what "contingency" was, the lawyer replied, "If I don't win your lawsuit, I don't get anything. If I do win your lawsuit, you don't get anything.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Merry Christmas!
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167
Our collection of funny signs.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!