Cybersalt News

The digest is back after a great long-weekend with friends visiting from Chile. More on that in the near future.

In the meantime, if the movie "Sound of Music" had some marine life in it, it might have gone a little like this:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/walrus-call

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Husband Chair Feedback"

A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies' clothing store.

After 30 minutes and five outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the change room again.

He looked at her and immediately said: "That looks good on you. Get that one."

"Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."

Today's CleanPun

"Bacteria: They're the only culture some people have."

Today's One Liner

"According to the Academy of Incomplete Research, 9 out of 10."

Today's CleanQuote

"Diplomacy in Leadership: The art of letting someone else have your way."

Today's Illustration - "Sons-in-Law and Daughters-In-Law"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?"

"Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He lets her sleep late, wants her to go to the beauty parlour regularly, and insists on taking her out to dinner every night."

"That's sounds lovely," said the woman. "What about your son?"

"I'm not so happy about that," the mother sighed. "His wife sleeps late, spends all her time in the beauty parlour, and makes them eat take-out meals!"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.