Cybersalt News

Oh look, chicken Thursday - and I am happy to report something has fallen into place so I will soon be explaining chicken Thursday!

Do you worry your kids will dent or scratch your car when you loan it to them? Perhaps the following might be a solution:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/car-promise

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Great Exercise Program"

Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

AS ALWAYS, CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM!

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Okay, that's enough for the first day! -whew-

Today's CleanPun

"Cosmetics are a woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines."

Today's One Liner

"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."

Today's CleanQuote

"Courage is fear that has said its prayers."

Today's Illustration - "Good Vocabulary"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."

From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.