People write "congrats" because they can't spell congrajlashins.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
Entertainment
My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to run.
After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.
"Everything's fine, folks," he reassured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than ten items."
From a sign at the blood donor clinic: "Sorry to needle you. We need your blood."
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
We got enough snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday for me to go out and do some shoveling. If you live anywhere that gets enough snow to shovel, you will know the frustration of clearing the end of your driveway only to have the city snowplow bury it again when it passes by.
So there I was, standing at the end of my driveway when I saw the plow coming down the road. I decided the operator had probably already suffered enough abuse from end-of-the-driveway shovelers that morning, so I planned on waving and smiling as he passed by. As he approached I put my gloved hand in the air to give him a wave, but I noticed he wasn't paying an attention. However, right when he got up to me I could tell he noticed me out of the corner of his eye - standing there with my hand up towards him. I really hope he also saw I was smiling!
Today's video share is of a three-year-old who plays the piano better than I do. I actually don't play the piano, but that doesn't change the fact that it's painful that a three-year-old can!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Age Hat
In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."
"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer.
"I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"
One-Liner #1801
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Bug Pun 1
Read a fascinating book I just got from the Discovery Channel.
"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Centipedes".
It's good reading, but about 60% of the book is footnotes.
Quote #2236
"Pay attention to your patterns. The way you learned to survive may not be the way you want to continue to live. Heal and shift."
- Dr. Thema Bryant-Davis
People and Mistakes
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes.
People who do less work...
make less mistakes.
People who do no work...
make no mistakes.
People who make no mistakes...
get promoted.
That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work.
I need a promotion.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
A very gentle southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please sir, don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Christmas Jokes Article Count: 77
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Are you looking for funny elephant pictures? You've come to the right place!
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Games Article Count: 15
Here are the games we have on the site so far. There aren't many but they're loads of fun.
Funny Pictures Article Count: 679
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Funny Car Pictures Article Count: 169
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Funny Cat Pictures Article Count: 231
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Funny Horse Pictures Article Count: 24
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count: 53
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count: 544
Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes. Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.
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When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Clean Puns Article Count: 1996
Our collection of puns.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167
Our collection of funny signs.
One-liners Article Count: 2050
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chicken Humor Article Count: 1
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!