*Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned*
*Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned*1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
5) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
8) Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
9) School lunches stick to the wall.
10) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
11) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is.
A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church.
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Telling someone to calm down is about like baptizing a cat.
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