Here are some of the "All-Time Dumbest Questions" asked by Banff Park tourists.
On nature...
- How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?
- At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
- Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?" Park Information Staff: " 'Elk.'" Tourist: "Oh."
- Are the bears with collars tame?
- Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?
- Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?
- Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?
- I saw an animal on the way to Banff today ... Could you tell me what it was?
- Are there birds in Canada?
Some people like raw meat on rare occasions.
Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I'm beginning to think there are people who live here that I haven't met yet.
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My wife is singing in the house; I'm sitting outside so the neighbors don't think I'm hitting her.
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