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~ Pastor Tim
Poor Vagabond
A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."
He knocked gently on the door.
The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window.
"Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked politely.
The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition. "No!" she said rather sternly.
"Could I just have a pint of ale?"
"No!" she said again.
"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"
"No!" by this time she was fairly shouting.
The vagabond said, "Might I please...?"
"What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently.
"D'ye suppose," he asked, "I might have a word with George?"
One-Liner #1805
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son;
he said: "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Broken Pun
My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out. We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off.
Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, "What do you suppose the tooth fairy gives for half a tooth?"
"Nothing," he replied,
"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."
Quote #2240
"May we think of freedom not as the right to do as we please, but the opportunity to do what is right."
- Peter Marshall
Kindness in Marriage, Makeup, Plastic Surgery
The lady of the house announced to her husband that she was going to the beauty parlor.
He asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son;
My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out. We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off.
A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 