Customer: "We'll have a hamburger and a Veggie Burger, please."
Waiter: "Two burgers, one regular, one de-calf!"
After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His obnoxious brother...
His dizzy aunt ...
The brother who ate prunes...
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New Year's Eve greetings, everyone!
As Earth spins out the old year, and spins in a new year, Susan and I want to thank you again for being a part of our lives through the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter and PearlyGates list. We are praying that 2024 will be a year of success for you.
Even more so we pray that God, who holds our spinning world in His hands, will fill your heart and soul with the abundant life he longs for all of us to have.
Today's video share is the reply of my annual year end live stream where I look back on what my business and personal goals were for 2023, and are for 2024!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
A few days after Christmas last year, my six year old son and I were talking.
He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?"
"Well, what do you think?" I asked him.
He replied, "Well, my Playstation that I got and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper."
He thought for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what ... you and Dad can go on buying me presents and let's just forget we ever had this talk!"
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December: “Let’s have another round, shall we?”
"Be a Billionaire!"
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Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
"Kindness, kindness, kindness. I want to make a New Year's prayer, not a resolution. I'm praying for courage."
- Susan Sontag
I prepare to meet the New:
Old Year! a parting word that's true,
For we've been comrades, you and I --
I thank God for each day of you;
There! bless you now! Old Year, good-bye!
~ Robert Service
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
If confession is good for the soul, I must confess here, I have not been successful at everything in my life. Oh yes, there are a few things I have been successful at, which I won’t mention right now. But many things I have failed to succeed at.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter? -- NOT!
Dogs cannot lie.
Dogs never resist nap time.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you? Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
