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Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June.
Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and get to hear our son-in-law preach today in the church where he pastors!
So with that news, enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Newlywed Repairs
A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively.
"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Oh, just forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit."
"Yes, I know. And it's lucky you have!" said the woman, drying her eyes. "I was able to use a piece from them to patch the hole!"
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Dance Request
A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty senior for a dance at the homecoming.
She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."
"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."
Job Applications
A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I've discovered this is the first position you've ever held."
"True," the young man answered with a smile. "In your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
And Then an Angel Floated By
Some weeks can be tough. I’ve had a few in my life that came unexpectedly and challenged my determination.
Last week was one of those weeks.
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At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise induced tension headaches.
A chicken crossing the road is "poultry in motion."
An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost.
At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise induced tension headaches.
A chicken crossing the road is "poultry in motion."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
Many years ago, when my 9 year old daughter was 3, we went to our usual Sunday morning church service. We were seated and waiting for the service to begin, when this woman walked by us in a really bright, gaudy dress. My husband, who never says anything about anyone, even made a comment about how "loud" the dress was.
Sometimes, bad days are a blessing in disguise, but you don’t know it at the time.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 