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Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June.

Grandma Cybersalt and I are in Newfoundland: farther East in Canada than we have ever been!

So with that news, enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated digest!

~ Pastor Tim 

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina.

A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine, twenty-four pigs! 

Twice the number there are in the jury box." 

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The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.

Many years ago, when my 9 year old daughter was 3, we went to our usual Sunday morning church service. We were seated and waiting for the service to begin, when this woman walked by us in a really bright, gaudy dress. My husband, who never says anything about anyone, even made a comment about how "loud" the dress was.

After the service was over, we were standing outside the church chatting with another couple. I couldn't see my daughter and then I noticed her standing right next to (practically on top of) the woman with the dress.

When I asked her what she was doing, she said "I'm trying to hear this dress mom. Dad said it was really loud, but I can't hear it."

Everyone within earshot, with the exception of my husband and the woman in the dress burst out laughing. My husband wanted to crawl in a hole, and I have to say I never saw that particular dress worn again.

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Sometimes, bad days are a blessing in disguise, but you don’t know it at the time.

I have learned that whenever I have a bad day, it is not a time to get discouraged or sad. A bad day is often a door that opens up something I never expected.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina.

A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine, twenty-four pigs! 

Twice the number there are in the jury box." 

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Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings, everyone.

Grandma Cybersalt and I are in "getting ready for the next trip" mode, which includes getting things together so we can try and keep sending the Digest out as we travel about.

So with that news, enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 

- One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

- You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

- When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

- When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

- While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.

- Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

- A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

- Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.

- Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

- Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

- We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

- I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.

- Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

- Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.

- Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

- Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

- It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live other places.

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A bird-hater went to the beach with a pocket full of pebbles to throw at them.

He left no tern unstoned.

Penny, a good Assessment Nurse was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. She reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm.

After the examination, she told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will.

When she got home and told her husband of what she had seen and done her husband asked, "Was the patient that bad?"

Penny said, "No, I just didn't want to be the only sucker called out on a night like this."

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Susan Page writes . . . . 

Photo by Susan PageHave you ever wondered where the expression “worrywart” originated?

Apparently, in the late 1950s, a character called the “Worry Wart,” was drawn by J.R. Williams and appeared in Dell comics. The character, a little tyke, was not a worrier, he was more of a troublemaker who caused others to worry.

Worry often grows out of deep concern, a heavy burden or a feeling of apprehension which can lead to fear or anxiety. I am sure that we have all struggled with these feelings from time to time.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

- One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

- You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

- When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

- When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.