Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?"
Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern deserves another."
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Here is an interesting question, Do babies swear? How you answer that depends on where you stand on the doctrine of original sin, the fallenness of mankind, and if the baby in question is one of your precious grandbabies or not! Ultimately, we will never know because none of us can speak "baby."
Why am I wondering about cussing infants? Well, today's video share may have swearing in it, but I can't tell because I don't speak the language of the people reacting to this volcano/lightning show. So just in case there is swearing in this, you should not watch this while holding a baby because eventually that baby is going to learn to swear in some language and I don't want to be held responsible!
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~ Pastor Tim
A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned.
His chum asked, "What happened to you?"
The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron."
"What happened to the other ear?"
"Well I had to call the doctor!"
I really must apologize for my tardiness; I got here as soon as I wanted to.
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Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event but the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, Will's dad finally got him calmed down.
That's when the Confederate general hollered, "Fire at will!"
The only One qualified to ever throw a stone ... didn't.
- Unknown
Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York:
"The Dannemora fire department reminds you it's fire prevention week. Practice your escape plan."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
- photo by Susan PageI was intrigued by the movie, The Marilyn Bell Story, based on the story of her young life and her historic swim across Lake Ontario.
As a young girl, Marilyn struggled to find her place. To gain acceptance, she eventually chose the challenging sport of marathon swimming. With little encouragement from her family or friends, Marilyn began her training. With determination and a firm dedication to her sport rarely seen in one so young, Marilyn rose to the task even when challenged by her extremely demanding coach.
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A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself, "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss."
Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice.
He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where you belong.
I really must apologize for my tardiness; I got here as soon as I wanted to.
A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned.
His chum asked, "What happened to you?"
The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron."
"What happened to the other ear?"
"Well I had to call the doctor!"
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
