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Snake Pun 2

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Published: 28 July 2011

Noah opens up the ark and lets all the animals out, telling them to "Go forth and multiply."

As he's closing the great doors of the ark he notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark corner. So he says to them, "Didn't you hear me? You can now go forth and multiply."

"No we can't," said the Mr. Snake.

"Now wait a minute -- these are not my instruction, they come right from God."

"We'll we can't."

"Why can't you?"

The snake said, "It's all Adam's fault."

Noah replied, "What has Adam to do with the fact that you can't go forth and multiply?"

We can't," said the snakes, "he named us adders."

Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Songs For Bible Characters

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Published: 28 July 2011

*The Songs For Bible Characters*

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"

Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"

Esther: "I Feel Pretty"

Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"

Moses: "The Wanderer"

Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"

Samson: "Hair"

Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"

Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Joshua: "Good Vibrations"

Peter: "I'm Sorry"

Esau: "Born To Be Wild"

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"

The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"

Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"

Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"

Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"

Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"

Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Spooky Puns

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Published: 28 July 2011

Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway?

A: The Eerie Canal.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite ride at the midway?

A: A roller ghoster!!

Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?

A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts!!

--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: What is Dracula's favorite coffee?

A: De'coffin'ated!

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

A: Peek-a-boo!

--Michael R. age 9 Hanford,CA

Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?

A: Terrorfried!

--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?

A: Wrap!

--James H. age 9, Austin,TX

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

A: He had no body to dance with.

--Henrietta J. from the Bronx

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

A: Fangsgiving.

Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Stained Glass

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Published: 28 July 2011

A young minister was filling in for Norman Vincent Peal at Marblegate Cathedral. Ascending the pulpit he looked at the magnificent colored glass windows and told the congregation: "You know, these beautiful windows remind me of your pastor and his sermons. I'm afraid that I will be like that piece of cardboard in that broken window over there by comparison." After finishing a marvelous sermon, he said farewell to the people leaving.

One little old lady warmly shook his hand and gazing fondly up at him gushed: "Oh Pastor, you weren't just a piece of cardboard, you were a real pane!"

Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Stallions

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Published: 28 July 2011

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed.

The first says, "I'll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of prime importance. No foot, no horse!"

The second horse says, "I'll allow your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born with. I know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!"

The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, "You're right. I stand corrected."

Last Updated: 29 July 2011
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

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Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

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If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

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Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

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Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4364

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

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We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

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Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

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Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4364

 

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Our collection of funny signs.

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A great collection of clean, funny one-liners! 

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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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