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Last minute christmas shopping.

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There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at
http://www.thebackpew.com

So much for bartering.

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"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends."

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?

There's not a single person in it.


 Issue #3800

Cybersalt News

I am happy to report I have found a way to reactivate the Random Joke Page on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:
www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/random-jokes

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Here is today's CleanLaugh

Favorite Candy

Kit KatOur phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and hung up.

"Who was that?"

"Some boy for Carolyn," she said, referring to our daughter.

"What now?" I asked.

"He plans to ask Carolyn to the prom and wanted to know what her favorite candy is. He's going to put the invitation into a candy basket."

The next morning a basket of candy was on our porch.

"But, Mom," our daughter protested when she heard the story, "KitKat isn't my favorite candy."

"I know," Nancy said. "It's mine."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0775

People at my workplace have started a funny new tradition where they put names on food in the office fridge - today I ate sandwich called Mark.

Here is today's CleanPun

Captain Kirk Ears

captain.kirkQ: How many ears does Captain Kirk of Star Trek have?

A: Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1228

"You know you're old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and sunshine were good for you."

Here is today's Illustration

The Oyster

"The Oyster"

There once was an oyster
Whose story I tell
Who found that some sand
Had got into his shell.

It was only a grain
but it gave him great pain.
For oysters have feelings
Although they're so plain.

Now, did he berate
the harsh workings of fate
that had brought him
To such a deplorable state?

Did he curse at the government
Cry for election
And claim that the sea should
Have given him protection?

'No,' he said to himself
As he lay on a shell
Since I cannot remove it
I shall try to improve it.

Now the years have rolled around
As the years always do
And he came to his ultimate
Destiny ­ stew.

And the small grain of sand
That had bothered him so
Was a beautiful pearl
All richly aglow.

Now the tale has a moral
for isn't it grand
What an oyster can do
With a morsel of sand?

What couldn't we do
If we'd only begin
With some of the things
That get under our skin.
- Unknown

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
 

  

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

 

 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

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