Issue #3833
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Do Not Disturb
After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.
About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, "If you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!"
It worked.
- Pastor Dave Charlton
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0811
A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.
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Here is today's CleanPun
Get Along
A cowboy walked into a pet store and asked to buy a Dachsund.
The store clerk asked why he chose that breed and the cowboy replied,
"Because someone told him to "get a long little doggy."
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1263
"Worry is stewing without doing."
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Here is today's Illustration
Cloud 8
Two angels are talking on Cloud #8 when one says,
"Well yes, I am happy but I COULD be happier...."
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