Cybersalt News

It's crazy busy around Cybersalt World headquarters these days!  Today there was just enough time to get out the mailings and add a new page to the FunBlog.  You'll find "Russian Drifting" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/russian-drifting

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. 

Goober 2 by 4s

A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, he returned to the office and said,

"A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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Wondering what a goober is?  Click here.

One-liner #0810

"Polar bears can't jump."
- Black bears

Freudian Slip

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean a mother.

Quote #1262

“The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.”
- Anne Frank

Sympathy and Compassion

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room.

As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent.

Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair.

Placing his hand on the man's, he said, "I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller, too."