Cybersalt News

A big thank-you to everyone who have missed my mailings the last 10 days or so.  I've been totally swamped with things at  church.  It always gets super busy when it's time to prepare for the annual meeting.  I've been tackling that task alongside of some awesome people at Westside.

Speaking of people and awesomeness, there is a new video in the FunBlog today.  You'll find "People are Awesome" (though I think one person in the video is not too bright) at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/people-are-awesome

There is also a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site.  He believes in giving credit where credit is due, but I must admit I think he's a bit confused about why his gums are so healthy, lol.  You can decide for yourself at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/giving-credit-where-credit-is-due

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Bachelor's Cat

A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life itself.

He was planning a trip to England and entrusted the cat to his brother's care. As soon as he arrived in England he called his brother.

"How is my cat?" he asked. "Your cat is dead," came the reply.

"Oh my," he exclaimed. "Did you have to tell me that way?"

"How else can I tell you your cat's dead?" inquired the brother.

"You should have led me up to it gradually," said the bachelor. "For an example, when I called tonight you could have told me my cat was on the roof, but the Fire Department is getting it down. When I called tomorrow night, you could have told me that they dropped him and broke his back, but a fine surgeon is doing all he can for him. Then, when I called the third night, you could have told me the surgeon did all he could but my cat passed away. That way it wouldn't have been such a shock."

"By the way," he continued, "how's Mother?"

"Mother?" came the reply. "Oh, she's up on the roof, but the Fire Department is getting her down."

One-liner #0819

Piñata Store: "You buy it, you break it."

Tigers

Why does a tiger have stripes?

So he won't be spotted.

Quote #1268

"LISTEN: When you rearrange the letters you get: SILENT"

Troublemakers

After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another.

The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families."

The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained 6 new families."

The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!