Issue #3865


Cybersalt News

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I actually intended to share it for Mother's Day but forgot.  You will find "Cat Mom Hugs Kitten" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cat-mom-hugs-kitten 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.


Here is today's CleanLaugh

Owl Friend

Owl JokesEach evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him.

For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation."

Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.

"My husband spends his nights ... calling out to owls," she said.

"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0848

picture of oranges"Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of nothing."



Here is today's CleanPun

Alcohol and Calculus

calculusAlcohol and calculus don't mix.

Never drink and derive.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1297

"Jealousy is counting someone else's blessings rather than your own."


Here is today's Illustration

Disaster Encounter

hiding-face"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know.

He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded.

Walking was virtually impossible with so many things strewn across his path. He moved ahead slowly.

"Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something, move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten.

He couldn't understand how this could have happened. There was some light but not enough to see very much. Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it away.

In desperation, he took another step then cried out, "Danny!".

From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his son. "Yes, Dad," he said, in a voice so weak it could hardly be heard.

"It's time to get up and get ready for school," the man sighed, "and, for heaven's sake, clean up this room."

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