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Oh Look, Chicken Thursday!

I am happy to announce a new feature on the Cybersalt Site!  If there is one thing for the site that has been requested more than any other, it is to have a better search method to plumb the vast archives of material on the site.  This has now been achieved in the new "Search Cybersalt" area.  You can search the whole site or use the advanced search to restrict your results to whatever categories of content you are looking for.
www.cybersalt.org/search-cybersalt 

Keep in mind too that you can also search the web through Cybersalt's Google powered search page.  It's the same as searching Google and it helps Cybersalt.
www.cybersalt.org/search 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Marriage Counselling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained.

"He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts."

"He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."

One-liner #0849

"It used to be all fun and games."
- Cyclops

Ford Air Conditioning

It was a sweltering August day when the Greenberg brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan, offices of carmaker, Henry Ford.

"Mr. Ford," announced Hyman Greenberg, the eldest of the three, we have a remarkable invention that will revolutionize the automobile industry."

Ford looked skeptical, but their threats to offer it to the competition kept his interest peaked.

Hi Greenberg continued, "We would like to demonstrate it to you in person."

After a little cajoling, they brought Mr. Ford outside and asked him to enter a black car that was parked in front of the building. Norman Greenberg, the middle brother, opened the door of the car.

"Please step inside, Mr. Ford."

"What!" shouted the tycoon, "are you crazy? It must be one hundred degrees in that car!"

"It is," smiled the youngest brother, Max, "but sit down, Mr. Ford, and push the white button."

Intrigued, Ford pushed the button. All of a sudden a whoosh of freezing air started blowing from vents all around the car, and within seconds the automobile was not only comfortable, it was quite cool!

"This is amazing!" exclaimed Ford. "How much do you want for the patent?"

Norman spoke up. "The price is one million dollars." Then he paused, "And there is something else. We want the name 'Greenberg Brothers Air Conditioning' to be stamped right next to the Ford logo."

"Money is no problem," retorted Ford, "but no way will I have someone else's name next to my logo on my cars!"

They haggled back and forth for a while and finally they settled. One and one-half million dollars, and the name Greenberg would be left off.

However, the first names of the Greenberg brothers would be forever emblazoned upon the console of every Ford air conditioning system. And that is why today, whenever you enter a Ford vehicle, you will see those three names clearly defined on the air-conditioning control panel:

HI NORM MAX

Quote #1298

"Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I may remember. Involve me and I will understand."

Legalism

The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him.

"I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new license, I am only shooting at the deer I missed last year."