Cybersalt News

I was hoping to have a bunch of old Cybersalt pages moved over to the new site today, but I broke the old pages big time.  "Find and replace" can be a great friend and timesaver but when it turns on you watch out!

I did manage to get one page updated before the fateful event, so please try to enjoy it as much as the 5 that I intended to have for you.  You will find "Heredity Beard" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/heredity-beard

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. 

Rejected Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband.

"Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn't you?"

"Er, yes, I did," said the husband. "But I couldn't spell convenience, so I made it risk."

One-liner #0850

"Is it just me or does the word skeptical look like it's spelled wrong?"

Parties

What are the three great American parties?

Democrat, Republican, and Tupperware.

Quote #1299

"Fault Finding is like window washing - all the dirt seems to be on the other side."

Marriage

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6 year old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!"

"Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied.

"Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss."

Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up,

"If you're the boss, you sit over there in Mommy's chair!"