A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit. The Pastor's wife stayed home.
When he returned, the minister asked his wife what she thought of the young man's sermon.
"The poorest I've ever heard," she said. "There was nothing in it, nothing at all. It didn't even make sense. It was very unorganized. I was disappointed."
Later that day, the concerned minister met his assistant and asked him, "How'd the Sunday service and sermon go? Did all go well? How did you manage?"
"All went very well, sir, absolutely wonderful," he said. "I didn't have time to prepare a new sermon of my own on such short notice, so I got on your computer and pulled up one of your old sermon's from last year."
Martha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is to boil the chicken in water and to then Dump the Stock.
Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.
A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree.
(How to politely tell someone they are not very bright.)
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