Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober.
They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunnysacks and decided to put them over their heads for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
When he got up there, the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him, Just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.... so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the first escapee in it, and she went "Bow-wow," so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.
Then he kicked the one with the second escapee in it and she went "Meow."
The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.
Then he kicked the one with the goober in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the goober said "Potatoes."
I broke up with my gym.
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