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I added a really touching video to the ISN site today. Michael Mullins is a 38-year-old diehard Boston Red Sox fan who has Down Syndrome. He recently wowed the crowd at Fenway Park when he sang the National Anthem before the game. You'll find the video at:
www.independentsportsnews.com/k3pd
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
Today's CleanLaugh
For those computer literate souls out there: APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM - I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too. WWW - World Wide Wait MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools TeenagersComputer Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0953
"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club."
Today's Clean Pun
Leaving Pamplona
"I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of no-bull pursuits."
Today's Quote
Quote #1401
"If you're bold enough to say you don't want your church to grow you should be the one who tells God to stop having kids."
- @rev_norespect
Today's Illustration
Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice, girl?"Motherly Help
A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Spring is in air.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 