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There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You'll find "Assumptions" at
www.cybersalt.org/a4pf
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Bathroom Sign
Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh. Hurray for fresh material on the net - especially when it debuts on one of my lists!
Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story, It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working.
She had another bathroom off the master bedroom so she asked her pre-teen daughter to put a sign on the hall bathroom door and close the door.
Due to all the busyness with preparations for the big event (she has a very large family to prepare for) she never got the opportunity to even stop to go to the bathroom until all her guests had left that day.
When she walked down the hall toward her bedroom, she glanced over and saw the sign her young daughter had written on the hall bathroom door.
It read, "Out of odor."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0964
If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, "Whom"?
Today's Clean Pun
Curtains
In the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.
Today's Quote
Quote #1412
"When I am loving to my wife when I don't feel loving to my wife I am more loving to my wife than when I am loving to my wife when I feel loving to my wife."
- Timothy Keller
Today's Illustration
Quiting Smoking
John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's no smoking in here!"
'I'm not smoking lady," replied John.
"But you have a cigar in your mouth!" the woman said.
"Lady," John answered, "I've got Jockey shorts on too, but I'm not riding a horse!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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