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In Today's Issue
     ÂCybersalt News
Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today).
There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today.
You will find "Non-stick Fry Pan" at:
www.cybersalt.org/adc6
You will find "Reduced to Clear" at:
www.cybersalt.org/adc8
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Prepared Chicken
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special, sir," he replied.
"We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0963
The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!
Today's Clean Pun
Easily Startled
Why are you so easily startled?
The answer may surprise you.
Today's Quote
Quote #1411
The Pessimist complains about the wind.
The Optimist expects it to change.
The Leader adjusts the sails.
Today's Illustration
Airport Security
On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him.
As with everybody else, the soldier was ordered to go through the metal detector. So, as he did so, he handed his M-16 rifle to security personnel along with other items such as handcuffs and a flashlight.
Still, the alarm sounded when he walked through. Further inspection revealed a little Swiss army knife inside one of his pockets.
"Sorry, Sir, but this item is prohibited," security said to the soldier.
Then, taking the knife away, the airport worker handed him back the M-16.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
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