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     ÂCybersalt News
Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a sign to know which one to chose!
Speaking of signs, there is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Tanks and Pools" at:
www.cybersalt.org/ady3
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Pepper Advice
When chopping a hot pepper...
1. Do NOT rub your nose...
and if you do and it starts to burn...
2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it...
AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ...
3. DO NOT..."SNORT" WATER UP YOUR NOSE IN AN ATTEMPT TO RINSE THE JUICE
OUT.
Please don't ask me how I know...just *trust me*
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0962
The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.
Today's Clean Pun
Sore Back
He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.
Today's Quote
Quote #1410
"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."
- Oswald Chambers
Today's Illustration
Trust
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day.
The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.
Cautiously, he asked the school's long time Custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?"
The Custodian looked at him gravely. "We trust them with the children, don't we?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
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