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In Today's Issue
     ÂCybersalt News
For the first time in a long time, there is a new funny picture (a cat picture at that!) on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Melting Cat" at:
www.cybersalt.org/adhy
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Long Passwords
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0959
I hate it when I think that I'm buying "Organic" vegetables, but when I get home they're just regular donuts.
Today's Clean Pun
Tough Kids
Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were.
"I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week".
"Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day".
"That's nothing", said the third boy. "When my parents take me to see my grandma and grandpa, I can wear them out in just one hour."
Today's Quote
Quote #1407
"The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the manufacture of a saint is the task of a lifetime."
- Alan Redpath
Today's Illustration
Hypocritical Complaints
Frank visited a farmer to talk to him about Christ. "I wouldn't come to church up there," the farmer said. "I know old Bill who claims to be a Christian and his sister Clara who claims to be a Christian and they don't live any differently from me. I'm as good as they are."
Everywhere the farmer went he was in the habit of talking about the hypocrites he knew in that Church. Months passed and Frank went to see the farmer again. "I want to buy a hog", he said. The farmer showed all his best hogs to him. Then they came to the runt. "I believe I will take that one," Frank said.
The farmer replied, "BUT you don't want that one. He's the runt of the litter." "I sure do," Frank replied. So they loaded the runt in the truck.
"Now," Frank said, "what if I take this pig here from your farm and ride all over this area telling folks that this is the kind of hogs you raise?" "That's not fair!" the farmer exclaimed. "I have some nice hogs and you want to show people that runt?!"
Frank replied, "If it's fair for the church it's fair for the farm!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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