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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy New Years everybody!
Cybersalt is back with a new resolve (pun intended) to reinvigorate and reactivate the mission of Cybersalt. My goal for 2015 is "To do less and accomplish more." Speaking of New Years resolutions, make sure you at least focus on the ones that matter - the ones that are on track in the first place. That's one of the points I made in my message last week. You can listen to it at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/resolution-focus
And of course, if you do stumble a bit in your resolve don't be too "ruff" on yourself - as the New Years dog reminds us once again this year!
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/happy-new-year-dog
That's all the news for now. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
New Year's Football vs. Dinner
As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game.
Several minutes later, my wife came downstairs and graciously even brought a cold drink for me. She smiled, kissed me on the cheek and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing.
"See?" she said, continuing to smile, "You didn't miss a thing."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0958
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon: I’ll let you know...
Today's Clean Pun
New Years Resolution
What is my New Years resolution?
I'll probably keep it at 1280x1024 like always.
Thanks for asking.
Today's Quote
Quote #1406
“If most people would trade their TV time for Bible reading, they’d finish the entire Bible in four weeks or less.” - Don Whitney
Today's Illustration
A Happy New Year
A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye.
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
- Edgar Guest
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
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