Thanks to Kathy Edwards for submitting this true story. She wrote, "Pastor Tim, This really happen to me when I was in the police academy....
One day the instructor asked us a very simple question......What would you do if you saw your mother run a red light....
A. pull her over and give her a ticket...
B. pull her over and give her a warning....or
C. just let her go, after all she is your mother?
When it came my turn to answer everybody looked my way because I was always cutting up in class...but being very serious I said..."The first thing I would do would be call for back-up"
Another woman in the class said, "it was very apparent that I knew nothing about the law."
To which I answered that it was apparent that she knew NOTHING ABOUT MY MOTHER!!!....
P.S....On the state exam I was the only one who answered the question correctly.
One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the supermarket parking lot.
"Jet lag is nature's way of making sure you look like your passport photo."
My phone auto-corrects "killed" to "kilt."
"Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor."
Jesus loves me, this I know
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