Inspiration

In case you need to hear this today, the compass was invented before the clock because direction was more important than how long it took to get there.

- Unknown

Connie told her 3-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds.

After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly.

Several minutes passed and he was found jumping from one bed to the other.

Connie's friend said, "Dean, you weren't jumping on the beds again, were you?"

He stood before her with his little head dropped low and said, "I'm trying so hard to quit."

“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”

- Joan Rivers

The featured guest on our local radio talk show was a woman who owned a home-cleaning service.

After she described what her clients could expect, the program's telephone lines were opened to the audience.

The first caller struck to the heart of every woman who had ever contemplated employing such a service.

Her question: "How much cleaning do I have to do before your people come?"