The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.”
Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved, experimental psychological treatment, she called the physician’s office to inquire, “What on earth are behavior modification reinforcers?”
“Lollipops,” was the reply.
"God's grace is ever cascading over the waterfall of the present from the inexhaustible river of grace coming to us from the future into the ever-increasing reservoir of grace in the past."
- John Piper
A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it.
It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake.
She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong coffee.
You guessed it. She put two cups of ground coffee in - not perked coffee!!!
Quite a buzzzzzzzz from that cake.
An old man turned to me and asked,
"How many friends have you?"
"Why, ten or twenty friends have I,"
And I named off just a few.
He smiled a knowing smile at me
And sadly shook his head.
"How lucky you must be
To have so many friends," he said.
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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"The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine."