"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Irv and Sol, are walking down the street when Sol turns to Irv and says, "Irv, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same, would you give me one?"
"One, remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
"In fact, you will not know what prayer is really for until you know that life is war. When we pray, we are equipped with strength and power to do hard things for the kingdom of God."
I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller-- guaranteed to work."