A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it.
It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake.
She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong coffee.
You guessed it. She put two cups of ground coffee in - not perked coffee!!!
Quite a buzzzzzzzz from that cake.
An old man turned to me and asked,
"How many friends have you?"
"Why, ten or twenty friends have I,"
And I named off just a few.
He smiled a knowing smile at me
And sadly shook his head.
"How lucky you must be
To have so many friends," he said.
"I don't know anything about history, and I can tell because every history movie I watch, I watch on the edge of my seat."
- Nate Bargatze
A police officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old woman because her hand signals were confusing.
"First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then you wave your hand up and down, then you turn left," said the officer.
"I decided not to turn right," she explains.
"Then why the up and down motion with your hands?" asks the officer.
"I was erasing."
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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