A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight."
"But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore."
"You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"
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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay, said his father. "So,son, what does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'
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"God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
- Garrison Keillor, Happy to Be Here
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Last year I entered the New York City Marathon.
The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied: "You really want to know?"
Then I dropped out of the race.
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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