The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers.
Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the slogans, he said:
"It worked too well. The bookkeeper skipped with $20,000; the chief clerk eloped with the best secretary I've ever had; three salesmen asked for raises; and the workers in the factory joined the union and are out on strike."
"The Bible makes it clear that every time that there is a story of faith, it is completely original. God's creative genius is endless."
"When in doubt, look intelligent."
A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs.
"When we sin and mess up our lives, we find that God doesn't go off and leave us - he enters into our trouble and saves us."