A tax assessor came one day to a poor Christian to determine the amount of taxes he would have to pay.
The following conversation took place:
"What property do you possess?" asked the assessor.
"I am a very wealthy man," replied the Christian.
"List your possessions, please," the assessor instructed.
"The most beautiful fig may contain a worm."
Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, launched a new weapon against the culprits.
"The night rinses what the day has soaped."
In November 1919, shortly after Einstein's theory of relativity was confirmed by observations made from the island of Principe during an eclipse, Sir Arthur Eddington, an early advocate of relativity, was approached by Ludwig Silberstein at a joint meeting of the Royal Society and the Royal Astronomical Society.