Last year I entered the New York City Marathon.
The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied: "You really want to know?"
Then I dropped out of the race.
The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers.
"The Bible makes it clear that every time that there is a story of faith, it is completely original. God's creative genius is endless."
"When in doubt, look intelligent."
A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs.