Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.
The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first spaceman says, "I don't think so...They have them aimed at themselves."
If you continue to defend your child's wrong behavior, one day you will pay an attorney to do the same.
- Unknown
My Dad says I am Enormously Gorgeous. I wonder if I really am?
To be Enormously Gorgeous...Sarah says you need to have beautiful long curly hair like she has. I don't.
To be Enormously Gorgeous...Justin says you must have perfectly straight white teeth like he has. I don't.
To be Enormously Gorgeous...Jessica says you can't have any of those little brown dots on your face called freckles. I do.
In case you need to hear this today, the compass was invented before the clock because direction was more important than how long it took to get there.
- Unknown
Connie told her 3-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds.
After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly.
Several minutes passed and he was found jumping from one bed to the other.
Connie's friend said, "Dean, you weren't jumping on the beds again, were you?"
He stood before her with his little head dropped low and said, "I'm trying so hard to quit."
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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