“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight."
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
"God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."