I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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By now many of you have seen the video of the woman excited and laughing over the Chewbacca mask she bought herself for her birthday. If you haven't - or if you want to watch it again - I've added it to the FunBlog. You'll find "Chewbacca Mask Video" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/chewbacca-mask-video
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Extra Fudge
I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge.
The girl replied, "The hot fudge only comes in one temperature, ma'am."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1059
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Today's Clean Pun
Hospital Wing
A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."
The Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
Today's Quote
Quote #1507
"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares."
- Henri Nouwen
Today's Illustration
Creativity, Different Approaches, Right Answers
Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test as part of the application process. Though both of them found the test a breeze, they also both admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."
"How did you answer that last one?" asked Robert. "I thought it was tough at first ... then I thought of Superintendent."
"I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?"
"Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed.
"Why, that's not something to cry over," his mother told him. "That should make you laugh."
Bobby rubbed his behind and said tearfully, "I DID laugh!"
For some great, heart-warming laughter check out this video of one woman's enjoyment of a Chewbacca mask she bought herself for her birthday.
A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Games Article Count: 15
Here are the games we have on the site so far. There aren't many but they're loads of fun.
Funny Pictures Article Count: 679
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Funny Car Pictures Article Count: 169
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Funny Cat Pictures Article Count: 231
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Funny Horse Pictures Article Count: 24
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count: 53
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count: 544
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Clean Puns Article Count: 2005
Our collection of puns.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167
Our collection of funny signs.
One-liners Article Count: 2059
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chicken Humor Article Count: 1
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!