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There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Helping Daddy
One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind.
His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?"
"Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed.
"Why, that's not something to cry over," his mother told him. "That should make you laugh."
Bobby rubbed his behind and said tearfully, "I DID laugh!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1074
Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.
Today's Clean Pun
Grammar Camp
You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.
Today's Quote
Quote #1522
"A crisis doesn’t make a man; it shows what a man is made of."
- Warren Wiersbe
Today's Illustration
Thinking Outside of the Box
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
- An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
- An old friend who once saved your life.
- The perfect man (or woman) you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.
You could pick up the old lady because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first, or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
He answered: I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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