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There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Car 34
A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time.
One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say,
"Car 34, there is a five-foot boa constrictor in someone's front yard. The resident wants a police officer to come and remove it."
There was a long pause, then some static.
Slowly, a voice said, "We can't get the car started."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1073
Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.
Today's Clean Pun
Dr. Benchvorkian
Buyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.
Today's Quote
Quote #1521
"Leaders who refuse to listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing helpful to say."
- Andy Stanley
Today's Illustration
Coveting
While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?"
"No, I'm fine," I said.
"Oh, good," she continued. "Will you be vacating your parking space now?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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