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Today, for the first time in over 6 months, I had a business lunch with one of my clients. We met up at the local Denny's. Arriving at the parking lot, I put my mask on to walk from the car into the restaurant, used the hand sanitizer at the front door, and then proceeded to the booth where he was already seated.
Once seated, I took my mask off and we caught up on our days, our lives, the faith in Jesus that we share, and then we checked out the menu. He, being in his 70s, told me he what he was going to order from the seniors' menu. I asked him what the senior age was at Denny's and he replied, "55."
And then it dawned on me again; in 7 weeks I am going to be a senior citizen!
This may explain why I often run into situations that make me think, "I'm too old for this!"
I'm not complaining because a lot of people and doctors have helped me get to the age I am and I am grateful. But there is nothing like a little context to keep things in perspective.
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~ Pastor Tim
Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.
He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four largest ones and throw them at me, will you?"
"Ok. But, why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
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"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song."
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Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them.
One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get me up in one of those things."
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I’m not a proponent of lying. I don't like it when people lie. If they lie once, how do you know they're not lying again?
Lately, I've been thinking about what the definition of a lie really is. Is there some time when telling a lie is the best to do? And, is every lie a non-truth?
The reason I've been having these thoughts is that I just celebrated my birthday. It always sneaks up on me, and I'm not sure why because it happens every year.
It was like when I was in school, we always had a test on Friday, and it always surprised me that the teacher had a test.
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Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight.
The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if they'd each like to light one.
Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.
He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four largest ones and throw them at me, will you?"
"Ok. But, why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
The road to the patent office is paved with good inventions.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!