“It was an emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers.”
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
Entertainment
So let me get this straight, there's no cure for a virus that can be KILLED by sanitizer and hand soap?
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Lacking any exciting personal news to share today, I thought I'd do a Google search for "Chicken News" to see if there was an interesting link to share and wouldn't you know it, there was. The restaurant chain Nandos is promising to improve poultry welfare standards by 2026 and has signed up to the Better Chicken Commitment.
thepoultrysite.com/news/2020/07/nandos-embraces-improved-chicken-welfare-standards
When asked for their response, chickens answered, "Are they still going to eat us?"
There's some finger-licking irony for you!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Understanding Art
Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
Liz couldn't help blurting out, "Maybe you should try Alka-Seltzer."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1496
I'm gonna work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to people.)
Today's Clean Pun
Sixty-Five at Least
A policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver; "When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, 'sixty-five at least.'"
The woman replied: "I don't think that is quite fair. I think this hat makes me look older."
Today's Quote
Quote #1934
"In the early stages of our Christian life, we do not watch with Jesus, we watch for Him."
- Oswald Chambers
Today's Illustration
Learning Through Play
Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of the hospital. When a new baby was brought into the nursery, all the women tried to guess its weight, but the guy standing next to me was the only male to venture a number.
"Looks like 9 pounds," he offered confidently.
"This must not be your first," I said.
"Oh, yes," he said. "It's my first."
"Then how would you know the weight of a baby?" I asked.
He shrugged. "I'm a fisherman."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.
When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened.
Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
Liz couldn't help blurting out, "Maybe you should try Alka-Seltzer."
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Merry Christmas!
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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