Before you read this PearlyGates item, I want to warn you that there is a word used in a manner within it that not all of you may appreciate. I myself, personally, do not think this joke is unclean but it may push the limits for some of you so please, if you don't think you can resist the urge to e-mail a lecturing rebuke to me if you are offended, just delete today's post.
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are travelling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes, "What should we do?"
Says one hiker, "Dang, I can't find the device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!"
A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.
Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.
On my tombstone, please write:
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