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Remember me, lol?

Two weeks ago there was no Chicken Thursday mailing because of a DOS attack on the server. Last Chicken Thursday something happened to my newsletter software and the Cybersalt email templates went a little wonky. I could have searched for and fixed the problem, but for a long time now there has been a new version of the program available and I decided it was time to update. This meant that I had to redo the Cybersalt Digest template which was, like me, getting old and tired anyways.

After missing last Sunday's mailing, I am happy to present to you a new, responsive, mobile friendly Cybersalt Digest template. There may be some tweaks left to do over the next few weeks, but I think it's a big improvement.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both came from good families. Both are equally attractive and well spoken. It's up to the senior partner to choose one, so he takes each aside and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?"

In seconds, he chooses Paul.

Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside.

"I don't understand why I was rejected. When Mr. Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer, I said that I had the greatest respect for the law, that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution and that all I wanted was to do right by my clients. What in the world did you tell him?"

"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Robert replies.

"Your hands? What do you mean?"

"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any money in either of them!"

Home-Schooling Update:

My child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year."

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action.

A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."

His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said,

"That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I accept!"

CFO to CEO: "What happens if we invest in developing our people and then they leave us?"
CEO: "What happens if we don't and they stay?"

- Unknown

A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape,
but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape...

A strong woman isn't afraid of anything,
but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear...

A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her,
but a woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyone...

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason?

What good is it if you have the inclination, but you don't have the time?

As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school.  They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable.  It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out.

He was on the bus where he normally got his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle that had what looked like small brown balls in it.  He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some milk duds and started popping them in his mouth as obvious to the rest of the kids as possible making yum yum noises.

Home-Schooling Update:

My child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year."