*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50."
*"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on 'Destructive Pests.' A large number were present."
*"The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but city officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished."
*"The ladies of the county medical society auxiliary plan to publish a cookbook. Part of the money will go to the Samaritan Hospital to purchase a stomach pump."
Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year.
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 