Always order two coffees ... to make your second donut look like it's for someone else.
"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"
"Yes."
"I want you to send somebody over right away."
"What's wrong?"
"There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tree teasing my dog."
A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and looked where it was supposed to be, but didn't find anything.
When he was walking out of the water, really close to the shore, he tripped on something. He started to dig around it and it was the treasure chest he was looking for.
All this goes to prove that booty is only shin deep!
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Oh Look Chicken Thursday!
I pastored local churches for 28 years and in that time I never saw a sheep as woolly as the sheep in today's video share!
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~ Pastor Tim
"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"
"Yes."
"I want you to send somebody over right away."
"What's wrong?"
"There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tree teasing my dog."
Always order two coffees ... to make your second donut look like it's for someone else.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and looked where it was supposed to be, but didn't find anything.
When he was walking out of the water, really close to the shore, he tripped on something. He started to dig around it and it was the treasure chest he was looking for.
All this goes to prove that booty is only shin deep!
My little brother just asked, "Why are people so nice to the people who are about to die?"
And I told him that we want to make their last few moments on earth happy.
And he said, "Everyone dies a little everyday and sometimes we don't know when a person is gonna die, so why isn't everyone always nice, because we never know what's gonna happen to someone."
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."
As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
The Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow.
I smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh sir?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
If you ever spent more than five minutes with me, you would conclude that I do not know everything. I would agree 100%.
It is not bad that I don't know everything. I know today more than I knew ten years ago, if that is any consolation.
The thing that is surprising to me is that I do not know what I need to know when I need to know it.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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Oh Look Chicken Thursday!
I just noticed that the subject of last Sunday's mailing was [Cybersalt Digest] Issue #48500. Even Walter M. did not catch that one - or maybe he did and I just haven't read his email about it yet, lol.
I have always wanted to maintain a clean desk (even though some think it is a sign of a sick mind.) I am happy to report that my desk has been pretty tidy for weeks now. However, my goal of having a zero-inbox for my emails is getting farther and farther away! I wish my desk would share the secret to its success with discipline with my gmail account. Although, maybe it has already but it is lost amongst my other emails!
Today's video share is of a plane that is constantly flying as it flies higher and higher and higher!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, "You can see me?"
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."
- Plato
Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local joint.
I wanted hot sauce, Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild.
When I asked for all three, the ornery waitress pointed to the squeeze bottle sitting in the middle of the table.
"We need three," I insisted. "Which one is this?"
"All of them," she replied. "You want hotter? Put more on."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Have you ever had the feeling that you've been hoodwinked? You can't point out the specifics, but something deep inside suggests you have been.
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had a wonderful vacation at St. Augustine, one of our favorite places to go.
Something happened toward the end of our vacation that led me to suspect I was hoodwinked, but I couldn't unwind the situation yet.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
