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Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to July!
I had two old fillings replaced this past week at the dentist. They were cracking, which is not surprising because I think they have been in my mouth since my early teens and in that time I have done a lot of talking and chewing (at the same time on some occasions.) That is a lot of use and wear and tear.
A few days after my appointment, I received a survey asking for feedback about my experience. The dentist office I go to is really good so I was able to answer many of the questions with 10 out of 10 (How was the welcome? How long was the time in the waiting room? How was the dentist?)
But when they asked me to rank how comfortable I was during the appointment, I had to laugh. I don't care how good you are, if you stick needles in my gums, drill holes in my head, leave half my face numb for hours, and my moustache smelling of burnt tooth smoke for the rest of the day, the best I can give you is a 5 (which is what I did with that explanation.)
Part of me wishes I will be sent a similar survey after my next colonoscopy - that would be fun to give feedback about!
Today's video is a fun story about a woman and her "Suddenly Cactus!"
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Lost In Canada
An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what seemed like forever, they finally came to a city.
When they saw a gentleman on the sidewalk they pulled up to the curb and the lady wound down her window and asked: "Excuse me, sir. Where are we?"
The gentleman replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
The woman rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said,
"We really are lost. They don't even speak English here!"
One-Liner #1755
People are so judgmental - I can tell just by looking at them.
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Virtual Crickets
I told a joke on a zoom meeting, but nobody laughed.
Turns out I'm not remotely funny.
Quote #2190
"A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success."
- Unknown
Trusting the Pilot
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window.
Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light.
Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
It’s Not a Mess Unless I Do It
When it comes to words, everybody has their own definition.
Someone says one word and another person thinks it's altogether something else. For example, when someone says "vegetable," The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage thinks broccoli. On the other side of the dinner table, I think carrot cake. We have never been able to come together on this word. I often get in trouble when at a restaurant. The waitress comes to take our order, then looks at me and asks what vegetable I wanted. I reply, "I'll have carrot cake for my vegetable today."
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I told a joke on a zoom meeting, but nobody laughed.
People are so judgmental - I can tell just by looking at them.
An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what seemed like forever, they finally came to a city.
How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace 
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up, or is there a number to call?
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Sometimes we miss savoring a worthy moment because we are too busy trying to plan a perfect one.
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
I like the old saying, “Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it does.”
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 