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Don't squat with your spurs on.

Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.  The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

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Cybersalt News

Oh Look Chicken Thursday!

Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 37th anniversary yesterday. She was camping with our daughter and family while I was at home working. Don't worry - it's all good as I encouraged her to go and have a fun time while I got out of camping! However it does explain why today's digest is a little reduced in size as it was left to me to put together.

Pastor Suneel, family, and many many Christians remain in danger of persecution and death in Pakistan. Please keep praying for their safety and for God to transform that country and turn the hearts of the worst persecutors to Jesus.

In today's video share is either very punny or very silly.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.  The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.  It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone.

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Refugees and

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"The value of persistent prayer is not that God will hear us, but that we finally hear Him."

- William McGill

Because my parents were married on Aug 27, my dad gives my mom an "anniversary" card on the 27th of every month as a way of showing her how much he loves her and appreciates their 40 years together.

I was talking to Dad this weekend and he told me that when he gave Mom her most recent card she told him, "I'm so glad you do this every month. It reminds me it's time to give the dogs their flea medication."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Sometimes things happen that you never expected. When those unexpected things happen, if they are good, that is a blessing; if they are bad, that’s a different story.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone.

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Sunday greetings, everyone!

With all the fires in Western Canada this summer, Cybersalt World Headquarters (on the Southern Tip of Vancouver Island) has gotten off pretty easy with very few days of having even a little bit of smoke in them. However, this weekend we're getting some, as can be seen on the website https://firesmoke.ca/forecasts/current

I chose to share today's video on a Sunday because from the look on the guy's face as he gets out of the water, I'm pretty sure between then and when he jumped he was praying!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.

The old fellow was crabby and exacting.

"Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil.

"Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith....

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk café in Huntington Beach, CA.

Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl; athletic with a great tan and blond hair.

Mulling over the menu, my guy asked her if the roast beef was rare.

The waitress gave us a long blank look, then replied, "Well, no. We have it, like, just about every day."

"A flower does not think about competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms."

- Unknown

Because my parents were married on Aug 27, my dad gives my mom an "anniversary" card on the 27th of every month as a way of showing her how much he loves her and appreciates their 40 years together.

I was talking to Dad this weekend and he told me that when he gave Mom her most recent card she told him, "I'm so glad you do this every month. It reminds me it's time to give the dogs their flea medication."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

I had a frightening experience the other day. I know I must be getting old because things that never frightened me before frighten me. I also see things I never saw before.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.