What is the difference between a lama, a llama, and a 3-L lllama?
The first is a monk, the second an animal, and the third a huge fire.
The rabbi of a very poor temple was trying to figure out why his congregation was so poor and the Roman Catholic church down the block was so well off, when his son came into the office.
The rabbi decided to send him to the RC church on Sunday to see if he could gain some clue as to how they collected so much money.
* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"
One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!"
* Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up,
"Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"
* Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said, "Let's play doctor."
"Good idea." said the other. "You operate, and I'll sue."
* I guess you can get too health conscious... My wife and I don't have a lot of "junk food" in the house. Upon eating some munchies at our home my granddaughter asked what vitamins they had in them. I told her I doubted there were any at all.
She replied wide-eyed, "You mean these are just for fun?"
I have an uncle down at Wall Street.
He used to have a corner on the market.
Now he has a market on the corner.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.