I don't know what they are angry about, but then again I don't think camels ever really need a reason. Think back over the last couple of family reunions you have been at and you probably have a relative like that. They probably should have been made to sit in the car too.
I haven't sent a mailing out in a month and half. Why? Well, if you've been watching the Cybersalt Site you may have read my wife's latest blog entry "Shackled in Debt" and if you have then you know that about 6 months ago we got busy clearing up some consumer debt we had gotten into. Since then I've been working like a dog in my spare time making web sites for people to make a dent in the debt. It's going very well, but one of the consequences has been very erratic e-mailing out of the Cybersalt Digest.
Anyway, I've got new system in mind for getting the Digest out in a more efficient way and hopefully things should get back to a more regular frequency.
In the meantime, here are a few new things in the Cybersalt Site you may not have noticed in the last month or so.
There have a been a number of new additions (card throwing, laughing campers, a singing Russian, an amazing dog, colliding smoke rings, and artificial suns) in the FunBlog: https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog
Finally, for those of you who listen to my sermons online the 6 most recent ones have been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. There are 3 from my ongoing series from Ecclesiastes, 2 from Easter, and 1 about Christians and astrology. http://www.westsidefamily.org/Messages
Well that was a mouthful!
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Scared vs. Apprehension"
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a lieutenant fresh from jump school.
He was quiet and looked a bit pale, so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, lieutenant?" I asked.
He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive."
I asked, "What's the difference?"
He replied, "That means I'm scared, but with a university education."
When Kenny Rogers sang of cards, "You've got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them" apparently he forgot to mention there is also a time to throw them. Here is an amazing video of of some precision card throwing that is more than just a stupid human human trick. It actually has some everyday application.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes. Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!